Water witch.
Mostly tame, but occasionally bites.
Vices: smoking, alcohol, food, the internet.
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Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

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ellingtonmoose:

mimitheawkwardpanda:

eldiabla:

anfagistan:

gogogadgetweave:

bradford-socks:

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

?????  ??????? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? ?? ? ??

IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE

It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing

This Is Important.

I’m crying at my work desk.

This is the best thing ever. Take notes, Gaga. Take notes.

  • Plays: 592435
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all I could think when the last anon popped up was *A Wild 'Holier Than Thou' Witch Appeared!* Its like they don't understand that not everyone follows it.
Anonymous

natural-magics:

they’re like Zubats whenever the topic of curses comes up.

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Regardless of what the Old Testament say in the New Testament Paul tells followers of Christ that those who love by the old book shall be cursed. So in a sense religiously I don't mind Jewish people being against gay marriage (although that should not effect the legality of it) but Christians saying homosexuality is a sin because "the bible" (Old Testament) says so, is inherently also a sin.
Anonymous

littledoomwitch:

buddy, we’ve been over this.

Jews have little problem with homosexuality because the Tanakh doesn’t actually say that. the original hebrew is translated and interpreted as it being wrong to sleep in a woman’s bed with a man as you’d sleep with the woman, because you’re damaging her property. you don’t really hear Jewish people talk about gay marriage or homosexual acts because it doesn’t matter to us.

also, I have no idea where this came from. but don’t blame Jews for that.

— Mod D